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I feel like I've been easier-going lately it's probably because I have a small dog now, but I forgot how much I enjoy really hating things. In fact, let's not mince words I think I might hate The Surge. I don't know if The Surge is as short as Lords of the Fallen I've heard it is, but I couldn't say because I stopped playing at the third boss.

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Sadly, there's very little erotic about The Surge, which continues many of the trends started by Lords of the Fallen in that the combat's a bit clunky and most of the characters look like they covered themselves in glue and rolled around in a dumpster full of old dishwasher parts. 'Tenderly, he caressed her surging kneecaps.' Seriously, try it: describe any human body part as 'surging', and voila, you're writing erotic fiction.

But nonetheless emboldened, having gotten the straight rip-off out of the way with a dark fantasy game, Deck13 now moves to bring super-hard exploration RPGs to the world of science fiction with their new game, The Surge, thus breathing new life into the word 'surge', which was previously of use only to electricians and erotic fiction writers. When Deck13 Interactive set out to make a game to rival Dark Souls, the nay-sayers said it couldn't be done, but Deck13 damn well knuckled down and made Lords of the Fallen, thus proving the nay-sayers right, because Lords of the Fallen was, while superficially Dark Souls-esque, short, boring, and reminiscent of a D&D campaign run by a bloke who collects knives. This episode premiered in the (nominally) post-ZP Escapist Twitch stream and was released on the Escapist website a few hours later.